mac-mcdonald:

does anyone else feel like they’re in this weird state of being on tumblr where you dont even know if youre genuinely enjoying the site anymore or if anyone here is actually paying attention to you as a person or just your presence in general and youre just floating in this odd in-between place, only coming on here solely out of habit???

(via burgertv)

royalharkinian:

17000-bees:

rowdy-3:

thebootydiaries:

me, 80 years old with osteoporosis:
I’M WEAK 😂😂

me, 80 years old when someone takes away my oxygen mask: 
I CANT BREATHE  😂😂😂😂😂

me, 80 years old and blind when a stranger helps me across the street and i want to thank them:
WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂😂

Me, 80 years old and I’ve walked for more then five minutes:
IM WHEEZING 😂😂😂😂

(via thebootydiaries)

mingd4:

go through things. grow through things.

(via giggle)

lmaonade:

brain: do you have your wallet?

me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it*

me: yeah

(via oliverbeastly)